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2026-05-10T01:27:10Z

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2026-05-10T01:24:56Z

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May 2026

2026-05-10T01:20:16Z

Kenz:

=== May 7th, 2026 ===
Dylan says [[Allison]] is taking his [[Dylan and his Children|daughter]] to the emergency room due to having a fever. Dylan did not go to the ER with them because he was watching the other children. It is worth noting that Dylan went immediately back to gambling in Path of Exile.

=== May 8th, 2026 ===
Dylan explains why he is coming to Mass on May 16-17:<blockquote>"Saturday I'm chilling with a girl and then I have a hotel reserved, might chill there for the day then later that night I might have another girl come chill at the hotel, Sunday I might be going to the icecream museum"</blockquote>Dylan shows the hotel, the YOTEL Boston, which at the time is at minimum [[Dylan and Money|180/night]]. Dylan also confides that he "..suffers from one of the 7 sins :pensive::fist:", alluding to him having a lust addiction.

Dylan takes the Rice Purity Test, scoring a 20.

=== May 9th, 2026 ===
Dylan tells Travis that his ex-girlfriend Wendy stole his Apple Watch, and stalked him on dating apps.

Dylan also explains that the two women he is meeting with (some link) with are people from his past... "One a old coworker the other h high school classmate".

The woman from high school was Tahnia Cruz https://www.instagram.com/tahniacruz/

The woman who was the old coworker was Michelle Theresa https://www.instagram.com/itsmichoo_1993/

May 2026

2026-05-10T01:19:49Z

Kenz:

=== May 7th, 2026 ===
Dylan says [[Allison]] is taking his [[Dylan and his Children|daughter]] to the emergency room due to having a fever. Dylan did not go to the ER with them because he was watching the other children. It is worth noting that Dylan went immediately back to gambling in Path of Exile.

=== May 8th, 2026 ===
Dylan explains why he is coming to Mass on May 16-17:<blockquote>"Saturday I'm chilling with a girl and then I have a hotel reserved, might chill there for the day then later that night I might have another girl come chill at the hotel, Sunday I might be going to the icecream museum"</blockquote>Dylan shows the hotel, the YOTEL Boston, which at the time is at minimum [[Dylan and Money|180/night]]. Dylan also confides that "..suffers from one of the 7 sins :pensive::fist:", alluding to him having a lust addiction.

Dylan takes the Rice Purity Test, scoring a 20.

=== May 9th, 2026 ===
Dylan tells Travis that his ex-girlfriend Wendy stole his Apple Watch, and stalked him on dating apps.

Dylan also explains that the two women he is meeting with (some link) with are people from his past... "One a old coworker the other h high school classmate".

The woman from high school was Tahnia Cruz https://www.instagram.com/tahniacruz/

The woman who was the old coworker was Michelle Theresa https://www.instagram.com/itsmichoo_1993/

Ear Keloid

2026-05-10T00:43:17Z

Kenz:

[[File:Keloid.jpg|thumb|right| Dylan's Ear Keloid. Circa November 2024]]
[[File:EarlyKeloid.jpg|thumb|right| Earliest known sighting of the Keloid. Circa March 2023]]

The '''Ear Keloid''', also known as the '''rotting ear''', is a keloid which [[Dylan Danh|Dylan]] developed on his ear that has continued to grow in size due to his neglect.

While it's exact date of origin is unknown, it is speculated to have begun growing as early as March of 2023. The exact reason as to how it may have began to grow is also unknown.

The widely supported theory suggests that the keloid began to form as a result of a botched ear piercing which later became infected and grew into a necroing mass.

[[Dylan Danh|Dylan]] has been questioned many times from many sources as to the reason why he has neglected treating the mass. One common reasoning is that he is not able to afford it due to his [[Dylan and Money|finances]]. He has claimed that doctors have deemed the keloid surgery as being purely cosmetic, and thus not being covered by health insurance.

The current status of the keloid at any given point is unknown, however it is unlikely that [[Dylan Danh|Dylan]] will get rid of it unless it poses to be life threatening. As of [[May 2025|May 31st]], the keloid is still growing.
[[File:Keloid-05-22-2023.jpg|thumb|May 22nd, 2023]]

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2026-05-10T00:42:26Z

Kenz:

May 22, 2023 keloid

May 2026

2026-05-10T00:37:03Z

Kenz:

=== May 8th, 2026 ===
Dylan explains why he is coming to Mass on May 16-17:<blockquote>"Saturday I'm chilling with a girl and then I have a hotel reserved, might chill there for the day then later that night I might have another girl come chill at the hotel, Sunday I might be going to the icecream museum"</blockquote>Dylan also takes the Rice Purity Test, scoring a 20.

=== May 9th, 2026 ===
Dylan tells Travis that his ex-girlfriend Wendy stole his Apple Watch, and stalked him on dating apps.

Dylan also explains that the two women he is meeting with (some link) with are people from his past... "One a old coworker the other h high school classmate".

The woman from high school was Tahnia Cruz https://www.instagram.com/tahniacruz/

The woman who was the old coworker was Michelle Theresa https://www.instagram.com/itsmichoo_1993/

May 2026

2026-05-10T00:34:52Z

Kenz:

May 2026

2026-05-10T00:31:23Z

Kenz:

=== May 9th, 2026 ===
Dylan tells Travis that his ex-girlfriend Wendy stole his Apple Watch, and stalked him on dating apps.

Dylan also explains that the two women he is meeting with (some link) with are people from his past... "One a old coworker the other h high school classmate".

The woman from high school was Tahnia Cruz https://www.instagram.com/tahniacruz/

May 2026

2026-05-10T00:30:10Z

Kenz: Created page with " === May 9th, 2026 === Dylan tells Travis that his ex-girlfriend Wendy stole his Apple Watch, and stalked him on dating apps. Dylan also explains that the two women he is meeting with (some link) with are people from his past... "One a old coworker the other h high school classmate"."

Dec 2025

2025-12-17T22:07:08Z

Kenz:

== Dec 8th, 2025 ==
Dylan updated his Discord status to "Pars maior lacrimas ridet et intus habet", which translates to "The greater part laughs and has tears inside" in Latin. It is unknown why this was done.

== Dec 17, 2025 ==
Dylan updated his Discord status to "Ego solus ambulo", which translates to "I walk alone" in Latin.

Dec 2025

2025-12-09T02:08:47Z

Kenz: Created page with "### Dec 8th, 20025 Dylan updated his Discord status to "Pars maior lacrimas ridet et intus habet", which translates to "The greater part laughs and has tears inside" in latin. It is unknown why this was done."

### Dec 8th, 20025
Dylan updated his Discord status to "Pars maior lacrimas ridet et intus habet", which translates to "The greater part laughs and has tears inside" in latin. It is unknown why this was done.

Oct 2025

2025-10-30T03:39:10Z

Kenz:

=== Oct 29, 2025 ===
Travis asks Dylan to play the upcoming Path of Exile league. Dylan shows Travis a car on Facebook Marketplace. Dylan makes a joke, saying 'I love crazy bitches and I love unreliable bitches'. It is unknown if this had any additional subtext.

Later in the evening, Dylan purchased Discord Nitro.

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2025-10-30T03:31:38Z

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=== Oct 29, 2025 ===
Travis asks Dylan to play the upcoming Path of Exile league. Dylan shows Travis a car on Facebook Marketplace. Dylan makes a joke, saying 'I love crazy bitches and I love unreliable bitches'. It is unknown if this had any additional subtext.

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Dylan and Money

2025-10-01T16:20:51Z

Kenz:

== Income ==
Dylan has had a plethora of jobs over his working life, unable to hold down a steady job.

=== Past Jobs ===
idk bruh i can't list them all @travis

=== Retirement Home (?) ===

=== Restaurant Manager ===
Lynn, Rosetti's, agreed to decent amount of time

=== UPS (2021) ===
Dylan worked at the UPS for approx 3 weeks. Dylan got fired after being offered a hit from a weed pen, and accepting.

=== Airport Security (?) ===

=== Dealership ===
Around [some date], Dylan began working as a lube tech at a local Subaru dealership, Reynolds Subaru. Dylan would often brag about how much time he would waste in the bathroom. Dylan would earn a moderate wage of 18 dollars an hour.
[[File:ScreenRecording_11-12-2024_11-58-46_1.mov|thumb|center| The average workings of Dylan. Circa Nov 12th, 2024.]]

Around Sept 2025, Dylan received a promotion to Service manager

=== McDonalds ===
[[File:IMG 1016.webp|thumb|right| Dylan in his uniform. Circa May 10th, 2025]]
On Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan asked [[Kenz|Kenz]] for a reference to McDonalds. This was met with confusion, as Dylan was still working as a service tech.

[[File:Mcdonalds_ref.png|thumb|center| Dylan asking for a reference. Circa Jan 30th, 2025]]

On May 10th, 2025, Dylan informed [[We Outta Tires|the group chat]] that he has started a new position as a crew member at a local McDonalds to earn extra income.

As of [[Sept 2025|Sept 2025]], Dylan is no longer working at the McDonalds, as he was given a promotion at the dealership.

== Potential Income ==
Over the years, Dylan has been given multiple different opportunities for a change in career path. These include:

* Becoming a dental hygienist, as his brother offered to cover his tuition.
* Entering electrician trade school after his best friend [[Lucas]] offered him free rides every day for a month.<br />

== Hypothetical Money ==
=== Lump sum ===
When asked what he would do with 10,000 USD, [[Dylan|Dylan]] said he would use the money to purchase a new vehicle. It is theorized that this vehicle would be a [[Dylan and Cars|Mazda Speed 6]], a car that Dylan has fantasized on owning.

It is worth noting that Dylan did not say whether or not he would use the money to remove the [[Ear_Keloid| ear keloid]].

== Credit Cards ==
As of Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan has a credit limit of $32,000. This can only be achieved through multiple credit cards, which is considered inadvisable for someone with this low of income.

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2025-09-30T02:40:53Z

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August 2025

2025-09-30T02:32:01Z

Kenz:

=== Aug 1, 2025 ===
Dylan and Carter talk about work. Dylan suggests to Carter that he should work at his dealership. The two compare sales numbers, and Carter checks how much an oil change would be for Dylans cars.

New Information:
* The VIN for Dylan's Mazda was JM1GG12L661102493 (unsure which...)
* The VIN for Dylan's Honda Civic Si is 2HGFG4A57CH703281.

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=== Aug 11, 2025 ===
Dylan and Kenz talk about McDonalds, where Dylan was allegedly "scamming people in back booth". Kenz posted a video of him driving.

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=== Aug 12, 2025 ===
Travis shows John's new car, a slight towards Dylan.
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=== Aug 19, 2025 ===
Dylan wishes Travis a happy birthday!
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=== Aug 28, 2025 ===
Dylan shares with the [gang] that he had a big job at work.
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2025-09-30T02:28:05Z

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August 2025

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Kenz:

August 2025

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Kenz:

August 2025

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August 2025

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Dylan and Money

2025-09-29T02:27:35Z

Kenz:

== Income ==
Dylan has had a plethora of jobs over his working life, unable to hold down a steady job.

=== Past Jobs ===
idk bruh i can't list them all @travis

=== Retirement Home (?) ===

=== Restaurant Manager ===
Lynn, Rosetti's, agreed to decent amount of time

=== UPS (2021) ===
Dylan worked at the UPS for approx 3 weeks. Dylan got fired after being offered a hit from a weed pen, and accepting.

=== Airport Security (?) ===

=== Dealership ===
Around [some date], Dylan began working as a lube tech at a local Subaru dealership. Dylan would often brag about how much time he would waste in the bathroom. Dylan would earn a moderate wage of 18 dollars an hour.
[[File:ScreenRecording_11-12-2024_11-58-46_1.mov|thumb|center| The average workings of Dylan. Circa Nov 12th, 2024.]]

Around Sept 2025, Dylan received a promotion to Service manager

=== McDonalds ===
[[File:IMG 1016.webp|thumb|right| Dylan in his uniform. Circa May 10th, 2025]]
On Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan asked [[Kenz|Kenz]] for a reference to McDonalds. This was met with confusion, as Dylan was still working as a service tech.

[[File:Mcdonalds_ref.png|thumb|center| Dylan asking for a reference. Circa Jan 30th, 2025]]

On May 10th, 2025, Dylan informed [[We Outta Tires|the group chat]] that he has started a new position as a crew member at a local McDonalds to earn extra income.

As of [[Sept 2025|Sept 2025]], Dylan is no longer working at the McDonalds, as he was given a promotion at the dealership.

== Potential Income ==
Over the years, Dylan has been given multiple different opportunities for a change in career path. These include:

* Becoming a dental hygienist, as his brother offered to cover his tuition.
* Entering electrician trade school after his best friend [[Lucas]] offered him free rides every day for a month.<br />

== Hypothetical Money ==
=== Lump sum ===
When asked what he would do with 10,000 USD, [[Dylan|Dylan]] said he would use the money to purchase a new vehicle. It is theorized that this vehicle would be a [[Dylan and Cars|Mazda Speed 6]], a car that Dylan has fantasized on owning.

It is worth noting that Dylan did not say whether or not he would use the money to remove the [[Ear_Keloid| ear keloid]].

== Credit Cards ==
As of Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan has a credit limit of $32,000. This can only be achieved through multiple credit cards, which is considered inadvisable for someone with this low of income.

Allison

2025-09-29T02:19:09Z

Kenz:

Not much is known about Allison.

As of Sept 2025, Allison works as an RBT, but is planning on switch careers to psychiatry.

Dylan and his Children

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Kenz:

Dylan is looking after a number of children. Ages below are as of 2025

* Nephew 1 (16)
* Niece 1 (16)
* Nephew 2 (8)
* Step son, adopted (6)
* Daughter (1, Sept)

=== Adopted Son's Father ===
On June 15th, 2024, Dylan posted in [[We Outta Tires]] asking to lookup the father of his adopted son on Facebook.
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Dylan and Money

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Kenz:

== Income ==
Dylan has had a plethora of jobs over his working life, unable to hold down a steady job.

=== Past Jobs ===
idk bruh i can't list them all @travis

=== Retirement Home (?) ===

=== Restaurant Manager ===

=== UPS (2021) ===

=== Airport Security (?) ===

=== Dealership ===
Around [some date], Dylan began working as a lube tech at a local Subaru dealership. Dylan would often brag about how much time he would waste in the bathroom. Dylan would earn a moderate wage of 18 dollars an hour.
[[File:ScreenRecording_11-12-2024_11-58-46_1.mov|thumb|center| The average workings of Dylan. Circa Nov 12th, 2024.]]

Around Sept 2025, Dylan received a promotion to Service manager

=== McDonalds ===
[[File:IMG 1016.webp|thumb|right| Dylan in his uniform. Circa May 10th, 2025]]
On Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan asked [[Kenz|Kenz]] for a reference to McDonalds. This was met with confusion, as Dylan was still working as a service tech.

[[File:Mcdonalds_ref.png|thumb|center| Dylan asking for a reference. Circa Jan 30th, 2025]]

On May 10th, 2025, Dylan informed [[We Outta Tires|the group chat]] that he has started a new position as a crew member at a local McDonalds to earn extra income.

As of [[Sept 2025|Sept 2025]], Dylan is no longer working at the McDonalds, as he was given a promotion at the dealership.

== Potential Income ==
Over the years, Dylan has been given multiple different opportunities for a change in career path. These include:

* Becoming a dental hygienist, as his brother offered to cover his tuition.
* Entering electrician trade school after his best friend [[Lucas]] offered him free rides every day for a month.<br />

== Hypothetical Money ==
=== Lump sum ===
When asked what he would do with 10,000 USD, [[Dylan|Dylan]] said he would use the money to purchase a new vehicle. It is theorized that this vehicle would be a [[Dylan and Cars|Mazda Speed 6]], a car that Dylan has fantasized on owning.

It is worth noting that Dylan did not say whether or not he would use the money to remove the [[Ear_Keloid| ear keloid]].

== Credit Cards ==
As of Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan has a credit limit of $32,000. This can only be achieved through multiple credit cards, which is considered inadvisable for someone with this low of income.

Auguest 2025

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