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=== Past Jobs === | === Past Jobs === | ||
idk bruh i can't list them all @travis | idk bruh i can't list them all @travis | ||
=== Retirement Home (?) === | |||
=== Restaurant Manager === | |||
Lynn, Rosetti's, agreed to decent amount of time | |||
=== UPS (2021) === | |||
Dylan worked at the UPS for approx 3 weeks. Dylan got fired after being offered a hit from a weed pen, and accepting. | |||
=== Airport Security (?) === | |||
=== Dealership === | === Dealership === | ||
Around [some date], Dylan began working as a lube tech at a local Subaru dealership, Reynolds Subaru. Dylan would often brag about how much time he would waste in the bathroom. Dylan would earn a moderate wage of 18 dollars an hour. | |||
[[File:ScreenRecording_11-12-2024_11-58-46_1.mov|thumb|center| The average workings of Dylan. Circa Nov 12th, 2024.]] | |||
Around Sept 2025, Dylan received a promotion to Service manager | |||
=== McDonalds === | === McDonalds === | ||
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On May 10th, 2025, Dylan informed [[We Outta Tires|the group chat]] that he has started a new position as a crew member at a local McDonalds to earn extra income. | On May 10th, 2025, Dylan informed [[We Outta Tires|the group chat]] that he has started a new position as a crew member at a local McDonalds to earn extra income. | ||
As of [[Sept 2025|Sept 2025]], Dylan is no longer working at the McDonalds, as he was given a promotion at the dealership. | |||
== Potential Income == | |||
Over the years, Dylan has been given multiple different opportunities for a change in career path. These include: | |||
* Becoming a dental hygienist, as his brother offered to cover his tuition. | |||
* Entering electrician trade school after his best friend [[Lucas]] offered him free rides every day for a month.<br /> | |||
== Hypothetical Money == | == Hypothetical Money == | ||
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It is worth noting that Dylan did not say whether or not he would use the money to remove the [[Ear_Keloid| ear keloid]]. | It is worth noting that Dylan did not say whether or not he would use the money to remove the [[Ear_Keloid| ear keloid]]. | ||
== Credit Cards == | == Credit Cards == | ||
As of | As of Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan has a credit limit of $32,000. This can only be achieved through multiple credit cards, which is considered inadvisable for someone with this low of income. | ||
Latest revision as of 16:20, 1 October 2025
Income
Dylan has had a plethora of jobs over his working life, unable to hold down a steady job.
Past Jobs
idk bruh i can't list them all @travis
Retirement Home (?)
Restaurant Manager
Lynn, Rosetti's, agreed to decent amount of time
UPS (2021)
Dylan worked at the UPS for approx 3 weeks. Dylan got fired after being offered a hit from a weed pen, and accepting.
Airport Security (?)
Dealership
Around [some date], Dylan began working as a lube tech at a local Subaru dealership, Reynolds Subaru. Dylan would often brag about how much time he would waste in the bathroom. Dylan would earn a moderate wage of 18 dollars an hour.
Around Sept 2025, Dylan received a promotion to Service manager
McDonalds
On Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan asked Kenz for a reference to McDonalds. This was met with confusion, as Dylan was still working as a service tech.
On May 10th, 2025, Dylan informed the group chat that he has started a new position as a crew member at a local McDonalds to earn extra income.
As of Sept 2025, Dylan is no longer working at the McDonalds, as he was given a promotion at the dealership.
Potential Income
Over the years, Dylan has been given multiple different opportunities for a change in career path. These include:
- Becoming a dental hygienist, as his brother offered to cover his tuition.
- Entering electrician trade school after his best friend Lucas offered him free rides every day for a month.
Hypothetical Money
Lump sum
When asked what he would do with 10,000 USD, Dylan said he would use the money to purchase a new vehicle. It is theorized that this vehicle would be a Mazda Speed 6, a car that Dylan has fantasized on owning.
It is worth noting that Dylan did not say whether or not he would use the money to remove the ear keloid.
Credit Cards
As of Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan has a credit limit of $32,000. This can only be achieved through multiple credit cards, which is considered inadvisable for someone with this low of income.