Dylan and Money: Difference between revisions
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=== Past Jobs === | === Past Jobs === | ||
idk bruh i can't list them all @travis | idk bruh i can't list them all @travis | ||
=== Retirement Home (?) === | |||
=== Restaurant Manager === | |||
=== Airport Security (?) === | |||
=== Dealership === | === Dealership === | ||
Around [some date], Dylan began working as a lube tech at a local Subaru dealership. | Around [some date], Dylan began working as a lube tech at a local Subaru dealership. Dylan would often brag about how much time he would waste in the bathroom. | ||
[[File:ScreenRecording_11-12-2024_11-58-46_1.mov|thumb|center| The average workings of Dylan. Circa Nov 12th, 2024.]] | [[File:ScreenRecording_11-12-2024_11-58-46_1.mov|thumb|center| The average workings of Dylan. Circa Nov 12th, 2024.]] | ||
Revision as of 17:37, 11 May 2025
Income
Dylan has had a plethora of jobs over his working life, unable to hold down a steady job.
Past Jobs
idk bruh i can't list them all @travis
Retirement Home (?)
Restaurant Manager
Airport Security (?)
Dealership
Around [some date], Dylan began working as a lube tech at a local Subaru dealership. Dylan would often brag about how much time he would waste in the bathroom.
McDonalds

On Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan asked Kenz for a reference to McDonalds. This was met with confusion, as Dylan was still working as a service tech.

On May 10th, 2025, Dylan informed the group chat that he has started a new position as a crew member at a local McDonalds to earn extra income.
Potential Income
Over the years, Dylan has been given multiple different opportunities for a change in career path. These include:
- Becoming a dental hygienist, as his brother offered to cover his tuition.
- Entering electrician trade school after his best friend Lucas offered him free rides every day for a month.
Hypothetical Money
Lump sum
When asked what he would do with 10,000 USD, Dylan said he would use the money to purchase a new vehicle. It is theorized that this vehicle would be a Mazda Speed 6, a car that Dylan has fantasized on owning.
It is worth noting that Dylan did not say whether or not he would use the money to remove the ear keloid.
Credit Cards
As of Jan 30th, 2025, Dylan has a credit limit of $32,000. This can only be achieved through multiple credit cards, which is considered inadvisable for someone with this low of income.